Hello Wine, we need to have a little talk. I'm sorry, but I just don't think we can be together anymore. I don't want to sound too cliché but it's not you, it's me. I know you don't mean me any harm, you want me to enjoy every glass and although to you it may seem innocent, my body just can't handle it anymore, I'm not as young as I used to be. Maybe if your cousin Hangover didn't always come around trying to interfere and cause trouble between us then things could be different. I know you'll continue to tempt me and flaunt 'half price' offers in my face in a bid to win me back, but it won't work, I must be strong, we're over.
Oh, and before you ask, those rumours of me being seen hanging around with your friend Vodka are completely ridiculous and untrue. Well, until you have proof anyway...
That is all.
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